Job Description

Job Description

There are 2 versions of this ad. Below is the anaemic version. Bonus points if you can find the more analeptic version. And provide proof of your quest. Good luck!

• The Senior Developer will work for an ambitious software scale-up.
• The Senior Developer will earn between $170K - $190K per annum.
• The Senior Developer will enjoy healthcare, dental insurance, vision insurance, 401(K) match and flexible PTO.
• The Senior Developer will have plenty of skin in the game thanks to our generous equity compensation model.
• The Senior Developer will enjoy remote working with occasional in-person get-togethers.
• The Senior Developer will be resident in the EST/CST timezones.
• The Senior Developer will be a huge fan of discovery, challenge and resolution.
• The Senior Developer will work hand-in-hand with the CTO, agreeing complex architecture-level decisions.
• The Senior Developer will be highly experienced with front-end (Angular) and back-end (Java) technologies.
• The Senior Developer will design and build highly performant back-end services, and microservices (Go).
• The Senior Developer will be a Linux aficionado.
• The Senior Developer will champion Docker for efficient development and deployment lifecycles.
• The Senior Developer will build highly optimized MySQL schemas and queries.
• The Senior Developer will drive strategic initiatives to sure the highest standards of AWS infrastructure.
• The Senior Developer will use Agile / Kanban to manage work streams.
• The Senior Developer will leverage AI tools in a considered and pragmatic manner.
• The Senior Developer will manage code repositories and use Git for source control.
• The Senior Developer will be a champion for high performance, scalability and security.
• The Senior Developer will foster a culture of software delivery excellence.
• The Senior Developer will work closely with senior business stakeholders on deliverables.
• The Senior Developer will be the first point of contact for all functional and technical queries.
• The Senior Developer will showcase excellent communication and project management skills.

Still with us? Great. Then please send us a resume and a covering letter convincing us that you actually enjoyed reading this version. We look forward to hearing from you.

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